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THWOMP!

by FLATUS

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Deluxe CD Package - Replicated (silver) CD in a gatefold wallet, with 4 page booklet with lyrics and deliciously disgusting expanded artwork from Strange Creature Designs, housed inside a hand-numbered gore envelope. Limited to #200.

    *** Sincere apologies for the high worldwide shipping costs ***
    This is unfortunately out of our control, and we are only charging what the Post Office charges us. Sending up to 4 CDs in one package costs the same, so splitting the shipping with friend is always an option if you would like multiple copies.

    Includes unlimited streaming of THWOMP! via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    edition of 200 

      $10 AUD

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Buy all three FLATUS albums together and SAVE!!!

    CD1 - 'THWOMP!' Deluxe CD Package - Replicated (silver) CD in a gatefold wallet, with 4 page booklet with lyrics and deliciously disgusting expanded artwork from Strange Creature Designs, housed inside a hand-numbered gore envelope. Limited to #200.

    CD2 - 'Global Developmental Decay' / 'Death Metal is a Rotting Corpse' Digipak CD
    Two Albums on one limited edition digipak CD with 6-panel fold-out lyric poster.
    Includes "Secret Track" -0:00

    *** Sincere apologies for the high worldwide shipping costs ***
    This is unfortunately out of our control, and we are only charging what the Post Office charges us. Sending up to 4 CDs in one package costs the same as 1 CD, so splitting the shipping with friend is always an option if you would like multiple copies.

    Includes unlimited streaming of THWOMP! via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    ships out within 3 days
    edition of 200 

      $17 AUD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    FLATUS are back with THWOMP!
    Seven suppurating, groovy, hateful tracks that continue in the direction of 'Global Developmental Decay'.

    "Melodic. Doomy. Desperate." - A. Large
    Purchasable with gift card

      $8 AUD

     

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Familiar faces grace the pages We’ve seen them all and recognise Grisly images committed to the ages On gatefold sleeves which depict demise Posthumously purulent happy-snaps Gruesome Graphics reproduced en masse Headshots arranged, skin décollaged Scalpel and Pritt Stick for a meticulously Crafted, magnificently morbid montage... Homicides were deftly excised from A Pathologists’ manual of forensic stills Suicides/accidents: immortalised Analogous visage of curated gore spills Livid marbled flesh in stark, putrescent hues Star after death, so carefully trimmed and glued Dead famous; gone but not forgotten Celebrity heads... Remembered rotten Not survived by their character Just twisted memorial portraiture Fates exemplified in Pop Art barbarism Obituarial congeries of Dadaism Solo: Walker's Cadaverous Eye Candy All that remains of a likeness in tatters, exhibited in A jewel case adorned with resplendent blood splatters
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Behind my back In a cyber shadow realm Harsh times in wait The writing’s on the wall Brooding fiscal attack My face the sandpit greets... Grand peculation Luncheon funds purloined Youths' depredation Impoverished am I Unders wrenched in pain Gluteal chasm defiled Losing sensation Inside I die... This is the worst day Of the rest of my life I am broke and broken Just hung out to fucking dry Taken in fright No silver to cross my palms No canteen, no pride Empty pockets and hollow insides None but tears to imbibe For the children took it all
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We are the living dead... Walking corpses decaying year by year Decomposing slaves to the falsity of life Indecently, I view us all too long for the grave Senescent sacks of meat, pathologically deceased In this worldwide mortuary, I can smell you rot Lead: Global Developmental Decay Agnosia in my head... Through shriveled phthisis bulbi I see all; clear as mush Fusiform gyrus now brown, atrophic sludge Withering defunct neurons, necrotic cells and clots Mass negation delirium! As Cotard’s Syndrome manifests with grandeur... Monothematic delusion! Intermetamorphosis with necro-neurotic candour Crass misanthropic illusion! Contra-corporeal genesis, putrefactive population Gross nihilistic continuum! Live stillborns birthed every day in pervasive mortification This isn’t a dream - Vivus Mortis in the streets Yawning horrid faces: they think I’m insane But the hot, putrid stench of humans remains Why can’t they see that they are rotting, just like me? Lying, concealing; trying to hide Only I believe that they’re dead inside
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Touch your toes, where’d they go? Shake-a-shake shake your leprous skin flakes Raise those hands, check your inflamed glands They’re sore to squeeze - Acute febrile disease! By rodents, bot-flies, and fleas You’re plagued, we are pleased Septicaemic blood boils Death looms... See you rock! Solo: Spasmodic Terminal Jive Do a little twist, rupture pus-filled cysts Wriggle and squirm like your stomach worm (Now the fever burns!) Tremble, wrack and retch A sweating human wreck You got the moves as your life you lose So macabre, this routine Choreographed in life’s defeat Myoclonic skewed beat This dance of your decease
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Far beneath the ground, gigantic magnetic halo An institute in Protvino where physics was researched A broken bulb... An unlocked door... Enter this deadly chamber and see what’s in store Accelerate... Atom smasher! That fateful lean into a particle beam Nearing the speed of light, swarming muons and skull collide One tragic moment: Blinding flash, so bright 76BeV break on through to the other side Danger... Malfunction! Radiation... Exceeded dose! Anatoli saw a thousand suns - He felt no pain Continued to work, and told no one for the rest of the day Catastrophe... 3,000 Grays! Nerves destroyed, receding bone, skin falls away U-70 SYNCHOTRON melts the brain Paralysis and fevers, tonic-clonic seizures Top secret treatments for morbid nuclear ailments Solo: A Classified Collection of Sad Tales “This (was), in effect, an unintended test of proton warfare” Now aged and retired, with the SYNCHOTRON expired It really is quite insane that Bugorski survived

credits

released December 12, 2021

DAN - Guitar / Vocals
JON - Drums / Synth
BEN - Bass

Expelled & Smeared July-October, 2021

Artwork by Adam Medford at Strange Creature Designs

Audio Production & CD Layout by Dan

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FLATUS [fley-tuhs. noun.] 1. Intestinal gas produced by bacterial action on waste matter in the intestines and composed primarily of hydrogen sulphide and varying amounts of methane; 2. Australian based band of grinding musicians sharing an unhealthy interest in the macabre. ... more

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